Kenneth Vaughn

Making a mockery of life since 1969

Tea Brief – Superior Ti Kuan Yin (The Tea Table)

Superior Ti Kuan Yin (”Iron Goddess”) is a hand-made oolong with a complex flavor/aroma from China’s Fujian Province. A bit darker than the Jade Oolong with a more intense flavor and characteristic orchid-like aroma.

The Tea Table’s Superior Ti Kuan Yin tea is a lightly sweet and flowery oolong.  The subtle orchid undertones can be compounded with a few drops of honey mixed into a cup of tea.

This selection will produce a second pot that tends to have a higher complexity than the first.

Tea: Superior Ti Kuan Yin
Price: $4.00/ounce
Vendor: The Tea Table
Direct Link to Tea: http://www.theteatable.com/product/STKY.html

The Return of Eminem

My taste in music is pretty diverse, but there are a few artists I count among my favorites that draw the inevitable question of “why?” coupled with a dropped jaw. Eminem is on that list. And for those that care, I find his music gripping and playful and I think his lyrics provide astute observations on culture. His new video is out now and the new CD drops on May 15.

Brian Regan Is Hilarious

Heather and I have been obsessed with stand up lately.  We saw Jiim Gaffigan last September and immediately decided that we would see all of our favorite comedians if they performed between Charlotte and Atlanta.  Last night we saw Brian Regan in Atlanta.  As an added bonus his brother Dennis opened for him.

The show was great.  His new material continues on the foundation of his earlier work, poking fun at the sub-par moments of everyday life.  If he performs anywhere near you, go see him.

Tea Brief – Tung Ting Jade Superior (The Tea Table)

Tung Ting Jade Superior is grown in Taiwan’s Tung Ting mountains at 6000 feet.  This hand-made Oolong is only oxidized about 22%, giving it a lovely pale green liquor. It has a delicate orchid-like flavor, very smooth and naturally sweet with an almost buttery mouth-feel.

The Tea Table’s Tung Ting Jade Superior is a delicate oolong tea with a lingering orchid bouquet.  The flowery nose and tongue invite you to close your eyes and take in every sensation from this sweet liquor.

This selection will produce well-balanced pots from its first three steepings.

Tea: Tung Ting Jade Superior
Price: $5.00/ounce
Vendor: The Tea Table
Direct Link to Tea: http://www.theteatable.com/product/TTJOS.html

Tea Brief – Gyokuro (The Tea Table)

Gyokuro (“pearl dew”) ranks among the finest Japanese teas.  The plants are shaded while grown to give the tea a bright green color and the tea is made from only the tender leaf tips. Gyokuro, like most green tea, walks the thin line between nutty and grassy, often referred to as vegetal.

The Tea Table’s Gyokuro tea is no exception except to say that it is extraordinary.  It is milder than most teas of its kind, but that does not take away from the complexity of its flavor profile.  Served plain you’ll quickly notice that this tea is mildly vegetal with a hint of soy beans.  It is dry and slightly sweet with no aftertaste.

This selection will produce a delicate pot from its first two steepings.  A third steep will produce an extremely mild brew, but good enough to satisfy the need for just one last cup.

Tea: Gyokuro
Price: $9.50/ounce
Vendor: The Tea Table
Direct Link to Tea: http://www.theteatable.com/product/GYO.html

Follow Me On Twitter

I have avoided Twitter like it was the plague, but something finally made me curious enough to investigate it and now everything has changed.  I see a tool with incredible potential, but I also instantly recognize that it will almost assuredly fall into the rut of being made meaningless by the enduring popularity contest that is inherent in a product of its ilk.

Nonetheless, I have a Twitter account and post a few updates daily.  So if you’re interested in what I do all day go ahead and follow me (@stargrey).

For what it’s worth, I also recommend following @jimgaffigan, @trent_reznor, @Heritage, and @GamerDeals.

The Perfect Life

I am married to the greatest woman in the world; I have the greatest dogs in the world; I have the greatest job in the world; I have the perfect life.  It’s not without struggles, mind you, but it is truly the perfect life.  I’ll share what I’m learning along the way, give you recipes for success and recipes for chili, and hopefully encourage you to do something on your wish list.